Hot in Cleveland (TV Series)

Bucket: We're Going to New York (2014)

Valerie Bertinelli: Melanie Moretti

Quotes 

• Melanie Moretti : I love being Scarlet DeNeuve. You know that Scarlet got invited into the cockpit on the plane. And joined the Mile High Club.

  Joy Scroggs : You had sex with the pilot?

  Melanie Moretti : Wait, that's what that means? I thought Mile High Club was when they gave you these little plastic wings.

• [first lines] 

  Melanie Moretti : Well, cross another thing off my bucket list. I have been to a nude beach.

  Victoria Chase : I didn't know Cleveland had a nude beach.

  Melanie Moretti : It has one more than it should.

  Elka Ostrovsky : Who said I wouldn't run into anyone I knew there?

  Melanie Moretti : Elka, I'm sorry; how was I to know that your butcher was going to be at a nude beach?

  Elka Ostrovsky : I'll never be able to order kielbasa from that man again.