Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (TV Series)

Kimmy Goes Outside! (2015)

Tanner Flood: Buckley Voorhees

Quotes 

• Kimmy Schmidt : [grabbing the candy bar Buckley stole]  Hey! I saw you steal this. Where is your grownup? Are you alone? Or are you some kind of tiny businessman, sir?

  Buckley Voorhees : Stranger danger!

  [runs off] 

  Kimmy Schmidt : I'm not stranger danger! I'm a stranger danger ranger!

• Jacqueline Voorhees : [answering her door]  Thank God. Are you the dog masseuse?

  Kimmy Schmidt : No. Ma'am, I found your son.

  Jacqueline Voorhees : Buckley? Where's Hunong?

  Buckley Voorhees : She never picked me up, so I was just walking home.

  Kimmy Schmidt : Liar!

  Jacqueline Voorhees : I'm sorry, and you work for the school?

  Kimmy Schmidt : No.

  Jacqueline Voorhees : So you're an Uber driver.

  Kimmy Schmidt : No.

  Jacqueline Voorhees : So you *are* the dog masseuse?