Silicon Valley (TV Series)
The Cap Table (2014)
Kumail Nanjiani: Dinesh Chugtai
Quotes
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Gilfoyle : I entice the flesh, I don't pay for it. Plus, Tara's coming into town in a couple weeks. I'm saving up all my humors for her. You know what I mean?
[Looks at Dinesh]
Gilfoyle : What's your excuse?
Dinesh Chugtai : I didn't even shake a woman's hand until I was 17-years-old. The idea of getting an erection around men I live and work with, it's just not something I can handle. The idea that I have a boner and you have a boner and he has a boner and we're all sitting there with boners in our pants
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Dinesh Chugtai : I know Gilfoyle probably came in here and puked out a bunch of tech specs, three-fourths of which are total horse-shit. Did he bring up the Iranian revolution thing? Yeah, those words mean nothing. But here's a fact: I'm the only one of these clowns that can code in Java. And I write sleek performant low-overhead scala code with higher order functions that will run on anything. Period. End of sentence. So basically, I think whatever equity I get, it should reflect that I contribute more than Gilfoyle.
