- Monterey Jack: You mustachioed hairball! I've got a score to settle with you!
- Fat Cat: Settle a score?
- Monterey Jack: Yeah, you curtain-clawing clown! You sunk my house!
- Fat Cat: Oh, dear. I can't tell you how sorry I am. I assure you, if I had to do it over again, I'D SET FIRE TO IT!