Rizzoli & Isles (TV Series)

Knockout (2014)

Sasha Alexander: Maura Isles

Quotes 

• Jane Rizzoli : Enough already... you'll only be gone for three days

  Dr. Maura Isles : You're pregnant! Your vitamining for two. Do we need to revisit the pictures of the iron deficiencied spleen?

  Jane Rizzoli : I am so excited for your medical examiners convention! Is there anything I can do that will help you get out of the door?

  Dr. Maura Isles : Take your pyridoxine!

  [Hands box of pills to Jane] 

  Jane Rizzoli : Is that the one that looks like Fred Flintstone or Barney Rubble?

• Jane Rizzoli : Wow, it looks like you're having fun

  Dr. Maura Isles : Jane, it's a nightmare! Carla is out of control! And wrecked my room. And now they think I am this crazy party person!

  Jane Rizzoli : You're not?

• Jane Rizzoli : Well, can you at least talk about what it is the two of you are doing here?

  Dr. Maura Isles : Susie is pursuing an interesting line of inquiry, a forensic examination of the victims

  Jane Rizzoli : Victims? What, what victims?

  [Susie points to the watermelons] 

  Jane Rizzoli : Those are not victims, those are watermelons!

  Susie Chang : I am conducting a fruitopsy

  Dr. Maura Isles : That's funny!

  Jane Rizzoli : Hilarious, I'll check in later. I am going to get a susdictionary!

• [Jane and Maura are looking at another diorama of Susie] 

  Dr. Maura Isles : At least I am to scale

  Jane Rizzoli : You are so, so not to scale! Look at those things at your chest!

  Dr. Maura Isles : Those 'things' are perfect in both form and balance. Look at you, you are all legs!

  Jane Rizzoli : Well, I am exactly to scale as Susie doesn't guess

  Dr. Maura Isles : She does now!