Robot Chicken (TV Series)
Stone Cold Steve Cold Stone (2014)
Ginnifer Goodwin: Snow White, Mulan, Rapunzel
Quotes
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Snow White : Welcome to the Princess Summit, where we address the complex political issues facing our kingdoms.
Rapunzel : Hairstyles.
Cinderella : Talking pets.
Tiana : Hairstyles FOR our talking pets!
Ariel : Crabs.
[everyone stares at her]
Ariel : I've got crabs.
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Snow White : And where is our newest princess?
[Merida enters carrying a dead boar with purple blood]
Merida : Ach! Sorry I'm late. I killed a boar on the way here.
Aurora : [disgusted] Oh, you're so feminist and empowered. Great.
Merida : 'Ey, wee beastie! Have we got to grievances yet? A bunch of wee dwarfs are illegally mining me territory.
Snow White : Oh, Merida, you have far bigger problems. Let me tell you about them.
Merida : Not a damn song...
Snow White : [sings] Here's a list of things to drop / Your accent, bow, that tangled mop / Fifteen pounds from off your hips / Those ginger afros 'neath your pits / And no prince will want to mingle / With a girl with no hit single!
Cinderella : And your pet's hair is a disaster.
Merida : That's me mother! She's a bear! The trailer was very misleading! I came here looking for justice; instead, I found treachery. Prepare yourself for war.
Mulan : [follows Merida] Someone finally said it! See you on the killing fields, round eyes.
Belle : [follows Merida] Amen, sister.
Tiana : [follows Merida] Stuck-up bitches!
[Rapunzel follows too]
Snow White : Oh, that Merida! I'll show her.
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Snow White : We need weapons.
Cinderella : I've got a guy.
[the Fairy Godmother appears]
Snow White : Oh, good idea. We'll fight them with magic.
Fairy Godmother : [laying bag of assault weapons on table] Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo, that's twenty grand.
Ariel : Do you need thingamabobs? I've got thingamabobs.
Jasmine : Nobody cares about the dildo collection you dredged up from the Atlantic, you fishy bitch!
[Ariel runs away crying]
Jasmine : ...Anyone else have cold tits?
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Snow White : Not all of us will live to wish upon a star tonight, but we give our lives for greater good.
Aurora : [yawns] Oh dear, I think I'm getting sleepy. I'm gonna have to sit this one out, guys.
Snow White : Don't you pull that shit now!
Aurora : Just teasing.
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Rapunzel : I finally found the perfect conditioner... blood!