Family Guy (TV Series)

He's Bla-ack! (2014)

Alex Borstein: Lois Griffin

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• Lois Griffin : Peter, this is serious! A woman hit our child! What is wrong with her?

  Brian Griffin : Whoa, can I get some white bread on that judgmental sandwich?

  Lois Griffin : Brian, why are you bringing race into this?

  Brian Griffin : Lois, I've spent my life trying to keep race out of things. That's why whenever I walk into Lids, every guy fist-bumps me.

  Lois Griffin : Oh, you're full of crap, Brian.

  Brian Griffin : I'm just saying, Lois, some of us go through life without seeing color.

  Lois Griffin : That's because you're color blind, Brian.

• Lois Griffin : Donna, what gives you the right to spank my child?

  Peter Griffin : It always smells like the same meal over here.

  Donna Tubbs : I hit him for a reason. He broke my vase. And maybe I wouldn't have to discipline your child if you did it yourself!

  Lois Griffin : Oh, please! The only thing kids learn from spanking is adults don't have the patience to teach them.

  Donna Tubbs : Bull honky.

  Peter Griffin : What?

• Lois Griffin : [to Donna]  I don't spank and my children are very well-behaved.

  Donna Tubbs : Oh, yeah? Your baby's on the roof right now.

  Lois Griffin : [sees Stewie standing on the roof]  Stewie! You get down from there this instant!

  Stewie Griffin : Munch me, bitch!

  Lois Griffin : Right now, Stewie or you're in time-out!

  Stewie Griffin : How many gray pubes you pluck today, you old bag?

• Lois Griffin : Peter, let's just give Susie her gift, eat our cake and leave. I don't want to be here with that Brown family.

  Stewie Griffin : That sounds even more racist than it is.

• Donna Tubbs : [to Lois]  Your time-outs are a joke. You're a terrible parent.

  Lois Griffin : I'm a terrible parent? You're a child abuser! You know what? From now on, I don't want our families having anything to do with each other!

  Peter Griffin : Well, Cleveland, looks like these two little alley cats have scrapped it out. I'll see you tomorrow.

  Lois Griffin : That includes you, Peter. I don't want you ever talking to Cleveland again.

  Donna Tubbs : And Cleveland, I forbid you from ever talking to Peter again!