Family Guy (TV Series)

He's Bla-ack! (2014)

Mike Henry: Cleveland Brown, Rallo Tubbs

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Quotes 

• Cleveland Brown : Wassup?

  [the theme music to "The Cleveland Song" plays as Cleveland approaches the guys at the Clam] 

  Peter Griffin : Oh, hey, Cleveland!

  Joe Swanson : Hey.

  Glenn Quagmire : Wait, don't you have show to d- Oh-ho-ho-ho! That's right!

  Cleveland Brown : All right. I knew this was coming. Everybody, gimme your best shot.

  Glenn Quagmire : Oh, my G... Where do I even begin? Y'know, it's not a good sign that this is the first time a lot of people are realizing you had a show!

  Joe Swanson : Your logo was stupid. Looked like a big purple penis and your ratings blew.

  Cleveland Brown : We did about the same as Bob's Burgers.

  Glenn Quagmire : That's your bar? Oh, shame on you!

  Cleveland Brown : This is good. This is constructive.

  Glenn Quagmire : The talking bear was so bad, Seth MacFarlane quit voicing him after season 2.

  Cleveland Brown : It's hard to make a talking bear funny.

  Glenn Quagmire : [laughs]  It worked out okay in movie form.

  Joe Swanson : What was supposed to be the show's audience? Who did you make it for? Like, some black guy who never met another black guy?

  Cleveland Brown : Anything else?

  Peter Griffin : [hands Cleveland a stack of DVDs]  Yeah, here's four seasons worth of DVDs of what we've been up to. Y'know, just so you're back up to speed and I'll warn ya ahead of time, these have jokes in 'em.

  Joe Swanson : I... I don't have a DVD player.

• Rallo : [to Stewie]  What's up, man?

  Stewie Griffin : Yeah, yeah, 'sup. Keep walking, ya Boondocks ripoff.

• Cleveland Brown : 'Scuse me. Sorry. Sorry, Mort. I hate to have to do this.

  Mort Goldman : What? What's happening?

  Cleveland Brown : They want me in the line.

  Mort Goldman : Wh-where will I go?

  Cleveland Brown : Home?

  Mort Goldman : Okay, but I'm still getting paid, right?

  Cleveland Brown : I dunno. You'd have to talk to Marla.

  [he leaves] 

  Peter Griffin : Sorry.

  Mort Goldman : [trips over]  Bwah!

  Peter Griffin : You okay?

  Mort Goldman : What do *you* care?

• Cleveland Brown : [about the condition of his old house]  What the hell happened?

  Peter Griffin : Well, a lot of people rented your house. Uh, Ryan Reynolds, Chevy Chase and Dan Aykroyd... for a while, it was an orphanage where the children sang desolate songs.

  Orphans : [Cutaway to a group of orphans standing outside of the house] 

  [singing] 

  Orphans : We're too old to ever be adopted. No one wants a 9-year-old.

  Peter Griffin : [off-screen]  Shut up, you bastards!

• Cleveland Brown : Peter, what are we doing here?

  Peter Griffin : Well, women will always band together to stop an offensive art exhibit from coming to town, so I've arranged for all my photos of baby wieners to be put on display.

  Cleveland Brown : [sees the photos]  Oh, Peter, I'm gonna have to call the police on this.

  Peter Griffin : What? Why? It's to get our wives back together!

  Cleveland Brown : Peter, these are hundreds of naked babies in suggestive situations! And they're time-stamped as far back as 1998 which is way before we had this idea!

  Peter Griffin : I need help!