The Last Straw (2014)

Bryton Myler: Eric

Quotes 

• Eric : There's way too many girls around here these days.

  Landon : I'm not sure you're always gonna feel that way.

• Eric : Let the record show that Kelly is the one causing trouble, again.

  Richard : Okay, thank you, Mr. prosecutor. How about you get the rest of the luggage out of the car?

  Eric : There's more?

• Randi : Do not be such a grouch.

  Richard : Yeah.

  Mike : Yeah, don't be a grouch, Oscar.

  Eric : She can't help it. She was born that way.

• Eric : One bathroom, three girls - this is gonna be a train wreck.

• Paula : Your dad and I decided that we're going to have a family day.

  Richard : [the Dad]  Yeah!

  Eric : Yeah!

  Kelly : I'd rather be at the dentist getting a cavity filled.

  Richard : Hey, yeah, we can make that happen, huh, buddy?

  Eric : Yeah.

• Eric : [When Landon sees Jordan jogging]  Oh, boy. You think she's cute, don't you?

  Landon : Well, she ain't ugly.

  Mr. G. : C'mon, are we playing football or what?

• Eric : It's a done deal. Dad's a softie.