It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

Psycho Pete Returns (2015)

Kaitlin Olson: Dee Reynolds

Quotes 

• Dennis Reynolds : Dee? I swear you would be of more use to me if I skinned you and turned your skin into a lampshade. Or fashioned you into a piece of high-end luggage. I can even add you to my collection.

  Dee Reynolds : Are you saying that you have a collection of skin luggage?

  Dennis Reynolds : Of course I'm not, Dee. Don't be ridiculous. Think of the smell. You haven't thought of the smell, you bitch! Now you say another word and I swear to God I will dice you into a million little pieces. And put those pieces in a box, a glass box, that I will display on my mantel.

• Dennis Reynolds : Wait, so you just painted your butt blue and nobody noticed the hole in your pants?

  Dee Reynolds : Yep, it worked, it worked.

  Frank Reynolds : Well, as long as it works.