Rizzoli & Isles (TV Series)
It Takes a Village (2014)
Sasha Alexander: Maura Isles
Quotes
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Detective Jane Rizzoli : Tasha?
Tasha Williams : Hi
Detective Jane Rizzoli : This is Dr. Maura Isles. You spoke to her on the phone
Tasha Williams : Hello.
[Maura nods to Tasha]
Tasha Williams : What's that thing?
Detective Jane Rizzoli : That? That is a hug-me-tight Teddy bear, you know, in case you are lonely
Tasha Williams : I'm not really a hugger and that's not really a bear
Dr. Maura Isles : I didn't want to say anything, but she's right. It's a Panda, Ailuropoda Melanoleuca
Tasha Williams : Which literally translates to black and white cat foot, not bear foot, more close related to raccoons than to bears
Dr. Maura Isles : Yeah, I'm afraid not, a recent international science study of DNA concluded that pandas are actually more closely related to spectacle bears from South-Africa than raccoons
Tasha Williams : Maybe, but their skull and dental structures don't resembles bears, their feet don't have heel pads and they don't hibernate, so if they are bears, then they are all alone on their own little bear island
Detective Jane Rizzoli : So we're agreed: it's part panda, part bear, part raccoon, part cat
Tasha Williams : I'm not agreeing to that!
Dr. Maura Isles : Jane, that's ridiculous!
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Yes, it is absolutely ridiculous that a stuffed animal can be genetically incorrect!
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Dr. Maura Isles : A dead person isn't gonna be any less dead if I wait for just a little bit
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Dr. Maura Isles : You were right! This body is beautifully preserved!
Detective Vince Korsak : I don't think I said beautiful, I'm pretty sure I compared it to beef jerky
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Detective Vince Korsak : Any idea how long she's been dead?
Dr. Maura Isles : Difficult to say, more than two years, less than ten
Detective Vince Korsak : Is that based on the dryness of the corpse?
Dr. Maura Isles : No, the color of her shirt. That was a very popular style in the mid 0's
Detective Vince Korsak : Hm, who says that fashion doesn't have a place in forensics
Dr. Maura Isles : Certainly not me
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Detective Vince Korsak : I called her doctor, he wouldn't talk to me! Did you have better luck?
Dr. Maura Isles : The threat of an official visit from a medical examiner works every time
Frankie Rizzoli Jr. : [giggles] Yeah, who wants you sitting in their waiting room, right?
Detective Vince Korsak , Dr. Maura Isles : [Korsak and Maura frown at Frankie]
Frankie Rizzoli Jr. : No! Not... you... it's, it's office...
Dr. Maura Isles : Sorry, I get it, I get it!
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[Jane and Angela are playing gin, Maura walks in]
Dr. Maura Isles : How are you feeling today?
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Good, I have beaten my mother 30 consecutive times, so I am pretty good!
Angela Rizzoli : Yeah, she cheating, I just don't know how!