Rizzoli & Isles (TV Series)
Phoenix Rising (2014)
Angie Harmon: Jane Rizzoli
Quotes
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Nina Holiday : Detective Rizolli! Great to have you back at work!
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Oh! I am not back at work.
Nina Holiday : You look fantastic anyway!
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Thank you, Nina
[Nina leaves]
Dr. Maura Isles : You look... not... like... you... at all!
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Yeah, what's the vibe you getting like? Stuffy? Uptight? Professional?
Dr. Maura Isles : Wait a minute, that's... that's my suit? What do you mean: stuffy? And that's my blouse!
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Well, I didn't think you would mind, I have never seen you wear this outfit
Dr. Maura Isles : Well, that's because it isn't an outfit! That blouse is evening wear, that suit is for work, which is why the skirt is knee length or at least it's supposed to be! Okay Jane, what's really going on here?
Detective Jane Rizzoli : What do you mean?
Dr. Maura Isles : Why are you dressed like a flight attendant?
Detective Jane Rizzoli : First of all, I am dressed like a librarian! I am wearing glasses on a chain, for God's sake! Have you ever checked out a book?
Dr. Maura Isles : Well, have you ever been on a plane? Because that scarf you are wearing screams: "In the event of a water landing, your seat cushion can also be used as a floatation device"
[Jane takes the scarf off]
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Is that better?
Dr. Maura Isles : Much
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Good! I've got to be 100% librarian if I'm going to pull this off
[Jane runs away]
Detective Jane Rizzoli : To pull what off? What just happened?
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Detective Jane Rizzoli : Hi ma
Angela Rizzoli : Hi, how come you're dressed up like... a flight attendant?
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Librarian!
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[Jane is preparing to go back to work]
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Are you ready ma?
Angela Rizzoli : I feel the same as I did on your first day of school: sending you out into a world where I can't be there to take care of you!
Detective Jane Rizzoli : And I was fine that day and I'll be fine today
Angela Rizzoli : No! You came home missing a front tooth, fighting with that Murphy boy!
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Well, he started it! Besides the tooth was loose anyway
Angela Rizzoli : Oh, you could always take care of yourself, Jane. Go ahead, go knock them dead
Detective Jane Rizzoli : I am a homicide detective ma, they're already dead!
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Don't be a smart ass!
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Detective Jane Rizzoli : Okay, but as my best friend and a doctor, would you do me one favor?
Dr. Maura Isles : Anything
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Put me in a medically induced coma
Dr. Maura Isles : I'm going to the market
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Just one little coma, is that really too much to ask?
Dr. Maura Isles : You have better luck asking me to give you oxycontin
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Augh! Well, can I have some of those then?
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Detective Jane Rizzoli : Why don't you just test them now? Oh,. I know, get it all out, rules, policy, bla, bla, bla
Detective Vince Korsak : Oh, no! No, no, no! Right now I am so grateful that you're so stubborn you don't care about getting fired
Detective Jane Rizzoli : I could get fired?
Detective Vince Korsak : Probably rule 110, section 27: Officers on Medical Leave?
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Dr. Maura Isles : You know, you couldn't be happier if I told you that I magically turned all the lettuce in the world into beer
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Make it happen, we'll find out
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Detective Jane Rizzoli : And then she wanted to massage my feet
Dr. Maura Isles : Well, that's very nice!
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Yes, when I was three! Now it's a little weird
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[Jane is secretly reading a file hidden in a magazine]
Detective Jane Rizzoli : What are you doing ma?
Angela Rizzoli : Just wondering what's grabbed your attention
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Ehhh...
[reads the magazine's cover]
Detective Jane Rizzoli : I was just reading this fascinating article: Ten Ways to Please my Man and make him happy as a clam
[looks away and spots a candle]
Detective Jane Rizzoli : with a candle
[sheepishly turns back to Angela]
Angela Rizzoli : [Spots the same candle] Oh, that's a new one
Detective Jane Rizzoli : It's fascinating stuff!
Angela Rizzoli : Hmm, the candle or the clam?
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[Jane calls Frankie]
Frankie Rizzoli Jr. : Hey
Detective Jane Rizzoli : About Korsak's case...
Frankie Rizzoli Jr. : How about: hello, how are you?
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Hello! And about Korsak's case...