Parks and Recreation (TV Series)
Leslie and Ron (2015)
Amy Poehler: Leslie Knope
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Quotes
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Leslie Knope : [Turns on 'We Didn't Start the Fire'] And I'm going to sing along! And I'm going to maintain eye contact the whole time! And guess what - I don't know the words!
Leslie Knope : [singing] Harry Truman was a guy, America, Red China, all the countries, other people, everyone is fun! Joe Mantegna, Ian McKellan, I have to buy a new toaster, this is awesome, you're so stupid, jumping up and down!
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Leslie Knope : I gave you that as a gift in your fifth anniversary as Parks director.
Ron Swanson : You told me this was a genuine, partially defused claymore mine.
Leslie Knope : Well, it *was*! I bought the empty shell off of eBay, and then I filled it with, you know, balloons and confetti and such.
Ron Swanson : You mean to tell me that I have had a toy on my desk for ten years?
Leslie Knope : You mean to tell me you've thought you had an actual landline on your desk?
