- Tom Haverford: I was secretly hoping you got me the shoes Jaden Smith wears in "Hitch 2: Son of a Hitch".
- Dennis Feinstein: I should also let you know you are all trespassing on private property.
- [Looks skyward]
- Dennis Feinstein: Release The Hounds.
- Ron Swanson: What hounds?
- Dennis Feinstein: The Hounds is an FDA rejected cologne I've been working on that makes everything smell like wet dog. Make it rain!