- Jimmy McGill: Well then I wanna see the crime scene, 'cause you guys are missing something.
- Detective #2: Screw you, missing something.
- Kim Wexler: No, detectives, I um... I think that's a good idea.
- Detective #2: A good idea?
- Kim Wexler: Yes, I think we should invite Mr. McGill to the house.
- Detective #2: Why?
- Jimmy McGill: Yeah, why?
- Jimmy McGill: Only two things I know about Albuquerque - Bugs Bunny should've taken a left turn there. And give me a hundred tries, I'll never be able spell it.
- Saul Goodman: I'm busting my nut here every day for 700 a throw, inhaling your B.M., which is straight from Satan's bunghole, and you can't tell one defendant from another?
- Jimmy McGill: I refuse to believe it's because you have something resembling a heart inside your body.
- Mike Ehrmantraut: You're not gonna have a heart inside your body in about five seconds.