Castle (TV Series)

Clear & Present Danger (2014)

Jon Huertas: Javier Esposito

Quotes 

• [Ryan sees a box on his desk with a note] 

  Kevin Ryan : Hmm. What's this?

  [reading] 

  Kevin Ryan : "Time you had a proper uniform. Love, Javi."

  Javier Esposito : It's from the heart, bro.

  Kevin Ryan : Okay.

  [Ryan opens the box and pulls out a thong that says 'Security' on it] 

  Javier Esposito : Too big?

  Kevin Ryan : Wanna help me try it on?

  [Ryan sticks the thong under Espo's nose] 

  Javier Esposito : [sniffs the brief and looks disgusted]  Ew, they told me it was new.

  [Esposito hurries away, Ryan on his heels] 

  Kevin Ryan : I could really use your help. What? Blue is my color. What's wrong with you?

  Javier Esposito : Hey, enough!

  Kevin Ryan : Just help me try it on. You don't have to be embarrassed.

• Kate Beckett : There was a break-in at 39 East 70th Street earlier this week. And the owner, Tom Talmadge, was assaulted.

  Richard Castle : Tom Talmadge? He's the founder of that rideshare service, Hytch.

  Javier Esposito : What, those stupid cars with the thumbs on the roof?

  Richard Castle : Laugh all you want. That app made him a billionaire.

• Kevin Ryan : Beckett, what would you do if you were invisible?

  Kate Beckett : I'd walk out of here without having to file this report.

  Javier Esposito : Hmm.

  Kevin Ryan : Boring.

  Kate Beckett : Yeah, I know.

  Javier Esposito : What about you, Castle?

  Richard Castle : Be a fly on the wall. See what Beckett's dad really thinks of me.

• Javier Esposito : [notice something on Ryan's neck]  Hey, what's that on your neck?

  [Ryan rubbed his neck to find body glitter] 

  Javier Esposito : Is that--is that body glitter?

  [looks at his neck again] 

  Javier Esposito : Is that a scratch?

  Kevin Ryan : [chuckles]  No, it's nothing.

  Javier Esposito : Married women don't wear body glitter. What's going on? You stepping out on Jenny?

  Kevin Ryan : [chuckling]  Wait. What? N-no.

  Javier Esposito : She's the mother of your kid.

  Kevin Ryan : I am doing this for my kid.

  Javier Esposito : Oh, come on.

  Kevin Ryan : Do you realize how much it's gonna cost to send Sarah Grace to college? A quarter of a million dollars. That's for a state school. Well, I'm-- I've got a second job working nights.

  Javier Esposito : Doing what?

  Kevin Ryan : Bouncing at a club.

  Javier Esposito : Where they use body glitter?

  [gasps] 

  Javier Esposito : A gentlemen's club. Is it bottom's up? Pole position? No, no, no. Landing strip.

  Kevin Ryan : [sips his coffee]  Men-hattan.

  Javier Esposito : What?

  Kevin Ryan : Men-hattan.

  Javier Esposito : Men-hattan? You got a job protecting male strippers?

  [laughs] 

  Javier Esposito : Oh, my God.