The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Fortification Implementation (2015)
Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter
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Quotes
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Howard Wolowitz : Settle this. Those little animated pictures on the Internet, are they called "gifs" or "jifs"?
Leonard Hofstadter : Well, the G stands for "graphics." That's a hard G, so I'd say "gif."
Raj Koothrappali : What? The guy who invented it says it's "jif."
Howard Wolowitz : I'm sorry, do you mean the guy or the juy?
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Wil Wheaton : Leonard, a moment ago, you were dead set against Penny resuming her acting career, but now you're all for it. Is it fair to say she played you like a violin?
Leonard Hofstadter : Yes it is, Wil.
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Penny : Okay, instead of protecting me, why don't you try being excited when something good happens?
Leonard Hofstadter : I'm always excited for you. I'm excited that you found this new job where you're making decent money.
Penny : Decent? I make twice what you make.
Leonard Hofstadter : Wait, twice?
Penny : Yeah.
Leonard Hofstadter : Like times two, twice?
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Leonard Hofstadter : Well, you kids have fun. I'm going to go to sleep.
Sheldon Cooper : Leonard, don't you want to see the inside of the fort?
Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah, I'm good.
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, come on. I really wanted to tell someone they can't come in.
Leonard Hofstadter : All right. Sheldon, may I please come into your fort?
Sheldon Cooper : I want to say no, but it's just too glorious. Come on in!
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Leonard Hofstadter : Well, you can spend the rest of the day being bitter about this...
Sheldon Cooper : Agreed.
Leonard Hofstadter : I was going to say "or," but why bother?
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Penny : What is the harm if I audition?
Leonard Hofstadter : Well, what if you get it?
Penny : I don't know, I make a movie, we could become rich and famous, win an Oscar, a Golden Globe and live an incredibly wonderful life.
Leonard Hofstadter : From a Kevin Smith movie?
Kevin Smith : Oh, I'm hanging up now.
Wil Wheaton : Don't you listen to him, buddy. You're awesome! You're one of the greatest directors of our time.
Kevin Smith : I don't have a part for you, Wheaton.
Wil Wheaton : [Hangs up on Kevin] And that was Kevin Smith
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Penny : I've never been on a podcast before.
Leonard Hofstadter : Well, you picked a good one to start. Wil's had lots of great guests, Jonathan Frakes, Brent Spiner, Michael Dorn, Gates McFadden.
Penny : Those are Star Trek people.
Leonard Hofstadter : Yes.
Penny : I only figured that out because I've never heard of any of them.
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Wil Wheaton : You know that the movie actually has a little bit of a cult following.
Penny : Really?
Wil Wheaton : I was at a science fiction convention and I saw a woman dressed as your half-ape character.
Leonard Hofstadter : Oh, if she was with an Indian guy dressed like a banana, that was just my friends, Howard and Raj.