The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Fortification Implementation (2015)
Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz
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Quotes
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Howard Wolowitz : Settle this. Those little animated pictures on the Internet, are they called "gifs" or "jifs"?
Leonard Hofstadter : Well, the G stands for "graphics." That's a hard G, so I'd say "gif."
Raj Koothrappali : What? The guy who invented it says it's "jif."
Howard Wolowitz : I'm sorry, do you mean the guy or the juy?
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Sheldon Cooper : I'll give you three guesses why I'm so irritated.
Howard Wolowitz : Well, uh... something happened different from the way you wanted it.
Sheldon Cooper : I guess news travels fast.
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Josh Wolowitz : So, I have to ask, was the robot sexy?
Howard Wolowitz : It was actually just a mechanical hand.
Josh Wolowitz : 'Cause that's all you need, right?
Howard Wolowitz : You are my brother.
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Raj Koothrappali : So, how's it going with the title to the house?
Howard Wolowitz : Great, it's all done. The lawyer tracked down my father and got him to sign it over. I didn't have to meet him, I didn't have to talk to him, I don't even know where he is.
Raj Koothrappali : Wow, so you're not curious at all?
Howard Wolowitz : Nope.
Raj Koothrappali : What if he's in prison? What if he's a spy? What if he's in a Beatles cover band? I'm just saying, if he's got your nose and haircut, he'd make a killer Ringo.
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Josh Wolowitz : I've always dreamed of having a brother to play catch with.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Hmm, keep dreaming.
Howard Wolowitz : Hey, I threw out the first pitch at an Angels game.
Josh Wolowitz : Wow.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : He did it with a robot.
Josh Wolowitz : You had sex with a robot?
Howard Wolowitz : That's not what she meant.
Raj Koothrappali : But technically, yes.