It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

The Gang Goes on Family Fight (2015)

Rob McElhenney: Mac

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• Grant Anderson : Name something that people are afraid of.

  Frank Reynolds : [clears throat]  We're gonna go with...

  Mac : Wait, wait, wait, Frank. You have to say it in the form of a question.

  Frank Reynolds : What is...?

  Grant Anderson : No, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't have to do that 'cause it's not Jeopardy. All right?

  Mac : Ah, it's not Jeopardy. Say "show me," Frank.

  Grant Anderson : Don't say "show me," Frank. Just say the word. Just say the word.

  Frank Reynolds : Show me clowns!

• Mac : Show me... cow!

  Grant Anderson : Nope, that's me. I say that word. I say the "show me" part. You just give me the answer. Okay, Ronald?

  Mac : Right, I'm sorry. Show me c...

  Grant Anderson : Don't say "show me." Don't say it. Just say the answer.

  Mac : Show... show me... is the part I say?

  Grant Anderson : Here's the one thing... there's only one thing in the whole world at this moment you shouldn't say: "show me." So just give me the answer, and then I'll say sh... You know what, go ahead and do it. Just go ahead and do it, then.

  Mac : Do what?

  Grant Anderson : Mother of... Show me cow!

• Dennis Reynolds : All right, listen, this is Family Fight. This is a nationally televised program. This is a very big deal for us, okay? We're talking... What are you doing? Are you stealing an ashtray right now?

  Mac : Yeah.

  Dennis Reynolds : Why? We have ashtrays, and you don't even smoke.

• Mac : [to Grant]  But either way, I was always the odd man out, you know? I mean, you know.

• Mac : Okay, I'm afraid of game show rules.

  Dee Reynolds : You guys, I know what it is. It's failure.

  Dennis Reynolds : That's too pathetic.

  Frank Reynolds : Liberal yahoos taking my guns.

  Dennis Reynolds : That-that is a political firestorm, Frank. No!

  Charlie Kelly : Oh, oh! The Nightman.