It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

The Gang Misses the Boat (2015)

Glenn Howerton: Dennis Reynolds

Quotes 

• Tony : [Dennis is trying to sell his Range Rover]  I'm looking for something for my daughter.

  Dennis Reynolds : Your daughter?

  Tony : Yeah. You know, safe, slow vehicle. Good starter car.

  Dennis Reynolds : ...Starter car.

  Tony : That's right.

  Dennis Reynolds : Mm. I have contained my rage for as long as possible, but I shall unleash my fury upon you like the crashing of a thousand waves! Begone, vile man! Begone from me! A starter car? This car is a finisher car! A transporter of gods! The golden god! I am untethered, and my rage knows no bounds!

• Dee Reynolds : Arrogance, vanity, all over. He's underwater, like a Range Rover.

  Dennis Reynolds : I'm sorry, what is this? What are you doing?

  Dee Reynolds : Def Poetry.

  Dennis Reynolds : Don't do that.

  Charlie Kelly : Makeup... smearin'. No power steerin'. He be talkin', but we don't be hearin'.

  Dennis Reynolds : I command you to stop.

  Dee Reynolds : Speaks like Zeus.

  Charlie Kelly : Smells like poops.

  Dee Reynolds : Rage all over from his head down to his shoes.

  Dennis Reynolds : Zeus, poops and shoes? Guys, you suck at Def Poetry.

• Mac : I'm wearing a mesh shirt, and it's totally sweet. You guys probably want me to burn it, but I won't, all right? Now, I like this choice. I like the choices I've made. I like who I am, all right? But I realize I've been lying to myself over the past few years, and I'm done lying, okay? And I've found someone who's gonna allow me to be me.

  Dennis Reynolds : Okay, good.

  Charlie Kelly : Oh, good, all right, yeah.

  Dee Reynolds : Great. Finally. Yes.

  Dennis Reynolds : Let's do this.

  Charlie Kelly : That all makes sense. Let's get this over with.

• Dennis Reynolds : You mark my words. If you decide to get into Def Poetry, you are going to fail and bomb and gag, and fail and bomb.