- Tony: [Dennis is trying to sell his Range Rover] I'm looking for something for my daughter.
- Dennis Reynolds: Your daughter?
- Tony: Yeah. You know, safe, slow vehicle. Good starter car.
- Dennis Reynolds: ...Starter car.
- Tony: That's right.
- Dennis Reynolds: Mm. I have contained my rage for as long as possible, but I shall unleash my fury upon you like the crashing of a thousand waves! Begone, vile man! Begone from me! A starter car? This car is a finisher car! A transporter of gods! The golden god! I am untethered, and my rage knows no bounds!
- Dee Reynolds: Arrogance, vanity, all over. He's underwater, like a Range Rover.
- Dennis Reynolds: I'm sorry, what is this? What are you doing?
- Dee Reynolds: Def Poetry.
- Dennis Reynolds: Don't do that.
- Charlie Kelly: Makeup... smearin'. No power steerin'. He be talkin', but we don't be hearin'.
- Dennis Reynolds: I command you to stop.
- Dee Reynolds: Speaks like Zeus.
- Charlie Kelly: Smells like poops.
- Dee Reynolds: Rage all over from his head down to his shoes.
- Dennis Reynolds: Zeus, poops and shoes? Guys, you suck at Def Poetry.
- Frank Reynolds: You got to get a ferret down in the basement, because Charlie says ferrets scare the shit out of rats.
- Jason: What are you talking about? What is... what is... who... who is Charlie?
- Frank Reynolds: You're Charlie. No, you're too tall. By any chance, do you have homosexual tendencies?
- [to Kelly]
- Frank Reynolds: You... you could be Dee, but you're smaller. You got a better body, I think.
- [to David]
- Frank Reynolds: You, I don't know... I don't know who the hell you are, 'cause we didn't have a black.
- Mac: I'm wearing a mesh shirt, and it's totally sweet. You guys probably want me to burn it, but I won't, all right? Now, I like this choice. I like the choices I've made. I like who I am, all right? But I realize I've been lying to myself over the past few years, and I'm done lying, okay? And I've found someone who's gonna allow me to be me.
- Dennis Reynolds: Okay, good.
- Charlie Kelly: Oh, good, all right, yeah.
- Dee Reynolds: Great. Finally. Yes.
- Dennis Reynolds: Let's do this.
- Charlie Kelly: That all makes sense. Let's get this over with.
- Dennis Reynolds: You mark my words. If you decide to get into Def Poetry, you are going to fail and bomb and gag, and fail and bomb.