It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

Mac Kills His Dad (2015)

Charlie Day: Charlie Kelly

Quotes 

• Charlie Kelly : Mom, if you know something, you got to tell me.

  Bonnie Kelly : I can't lie to my Charlie.

  Charlie Kelly : Good! Tell me everything.

  Bonnie Kelly : Okay. They were both here. They were both inside me. Eduardo was in my mouth, and Luther was in my butt.

  Charlie Kelly : Oh, my God, no, don't tell me everything. What? No! What?

  Mrs. Mac : Dammit, Bonnie.

  Mac : Eduardo who?

  Bonnie Kelly : Sanchez.

  Mac : Holy shit. Tell us more.

  Bonnie Kelly : Then Luther went in Eduardo's butt for a while.

  Mac : Tell us less. Tell us less.

  Bonnie Kelly : Then they both "completed" on each other. I-I was left out of the finale.