- Charlie Kelly: Mom, if you know something, you got to tell me.
- Bonnie Kelly: I can't lie to my Charlie.
- Charlie Kelly: Good! Tell me everything.
- Bonnie Kelly: Okay. They were both here. They were both inside me. Eduardo was in my mouth, and Luther was in my butt.
- Charlie Kelly: Oh, my God, no, don't tell me everything. What? No! What?
- Mrs. Mac: Dammit, Bonnie.
- Mac: Eduardo who?
- Bonnie Kelly: Sanchez.
- Mac: Holy shit. Tell us more.
- Bonnie Kelly: Then Luther went in Eduardo's butt for a while.
- Mac: Tell us less. Tell us less.
- Bonnie Kelly: Then they both "completed" on each other. I-I was left out of the finale.
- Dennis Reynolds: I can't... I'm sorry. I just... I don't get how it's dominant if they finished on each other.
- Dennis Reynolds: Let's get back to showing Bill that life is happy.
- Jane Ponderosa: Bill's a lying, cheating, drug-addict piece of garbage, and we all hope he dies.