Bill Maher: Live from D.C. (2014 TV Special)

Bill Maher: Self

Quotes 

• Bill Maher : Donald Trump sued me last year for $5 million. Do you know about this?

• Bill Maher : Donald Trump thinks we have a "feud" because he won't do my show. As if I could give a fuck if that moron did my show. We have a feud because he became a presidential candidate. Now you're on my turf.

  [applause] 

  Bill Maher : And not just a presidential candidate. A one-issue candidate, all about how Obama was illegitimate as a president.

• Bill Maher : I offered Donald Trump - yes, on the air - $5 million if he could prove that he was not the love child of his mother and an orange-haired orangutan.

  [laughter and applause] 

  Bill Maher : Wait. Not for no reason, because we showed with pictures that there are only two things in nature that have that exact same color hair: Donald Trump and an orange-haired orangutan.

  [laughter] 

  Bill Maher : And this... *dummy* releases his birth certificate and sues me and goes to the press, and turns what was a one-night, one-joke gag into a three month national debate over whether his mother fucked an ape. He is not a bright man.