- Daniel Holden: Mother, I know that day is coming - my first Google - but not to see if Hoppy's is still Hoppy's.
- Amantha Holden: [exiting her car at Jon's motel, with a pink box] Hey y'all. Got Swint's doughnuts. And fritters.
- [pausing as her mother pulls up]
- Amantha Holden: And a mother
- Daniel Holden: [pointing at his mother as she exits her own car] DON't let that woman Near the box; she'll take All the fritters
- Janet Talbot: Fritters?
- Daniel Holden: Mm-Hmmm
- Janet Talbot: Amantha, I am your mother. Give me that box
- Daniel Holden: Un-uhh. I am your brother, and I've painted your pool
- Amantha Holden: What?
- Daniel Holden: I don't know
- Amantha Holden: [mother and brother approach Amantha from opposite sides, mock-menacingly] Help, Jon, what should I do
- Jon Stern: [from the balcony] Spit in the box
- Janet Talbot: [to Jon] Don't give up your day job