Adam Green's Aladdin (2016)
Adam Green: Aladdin
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Quotes
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Aladdin : In the future, bad people should be encouraged to kill themselves.
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Aladdin : I'm not stupid, im just inconclusive!
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Ms. President : Aladdin, are you ok?
Aladdin : I honestly feel like I'm deaf to my own soul.
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Uncle Gary : As i said... this is a very special place. Miners discovered things here, magical things. Underneath this ground is the stuff that makes up everything, you know... the real star stuff! Something I learned back in the days when I was talking real fast in Cairo:
[throws something into a campfire, shapes appear in the flames]
Uncle Gary : We start by globing the circle, then cubing the globe, and finally: triangulating the cubic globe. Mi mi rama oh niha niha!
Aladdin : What's it for?
Uncle Gary : It's the Cave Computer! It's a sacred intelligence that begins and does not begin with everlasting and neverlasting colored chords. In the left corner... that's you. That's me. And at the bottom... that's what's down there.
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Aladdin : Are aliens natural?
Uncle Gary : Sure! All technology is natural! Look... God = Humans/Nature+Aliens!
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Aladdin : Are aliens natural?
Uncle Gary : Sure! All technology is natural! Look... God equals humans devided by nature plus aliens!
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Uncle Gary : As I said... this is a very special place. Miners discovered things here, magical things. Underneath this ground is the stuff that makes up everything, you know... the real star stuff! Something I learned back in the days when I was talking real fast in Cairo:
[throws something into the campfire; shapes appear in the flames]
Uncle Gary : We start by globing the circle, then cubing the globe, and finally: triangulating the cubic globe. Mi mi rama oh niha niha!
Aladdin : What's it for?
Uncle Gary : It's the Cave Computer! It's a sacred intelligence that begins and does not begin with everlasting and neverlasting colored chords. In the left corner... that's you. That's me. And at the bottom... that's what's down there.
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Swedish Roommate : What were you saying before about vaginal theory?
Aladdin : [Drunk and high, having sex with a different swedish roommate] Vaginal theory. Here it goes: A pussy is a vagina that comes pre-moistened, and as it dries out turns into a vagina again.
British Druggie Guy : I'm watching that pussy turn into a vagina right before my very own eyes, mate!
Aladdin : A twat is something a 3-year-old has and a cunt is a mans mouth where a vagina should be.
Cunt : [From between Swedish Roommate's legs] You stupid cunts, cunts all of you! Hahaha, right mate?
Swedish Roommate : Well, technically that's just your perception of the pieces.
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Aladdin : I wonder what self-realisation would mean for a guy like me.
Princess Barbara : It'd propably be pretty ironic. What does 'ironic' mean anymore?
Aladdin : 'Ironic' is what comes after modern. Everything after modern is ironic. Including all of E-history.
