Hanzee Dent: [walks into a bigot bar and approaches the bartender] Water.
[the bartender fetches him a glass of water and hands it to him contaminated with saliva]
Hanzee Dent: Did you spit in this?
Bartender: What?
Hanzee Dent: Tequila. Pour it in front of me.
Bartender: [pours him a shot of tequila] Here you go, chief.
Hanzee Dent: Looking for a couple. Redheaded man and a blond woman driving a blue Lincoln.
Bartender: White couple? Didn't you guys try to start your own country a while back? Wounded Knee. What happened there? Didn't you feel like being Americans anymore?
Hanzee Dent: I'm not from there.
Bartender: Yeah. See, well, I'm not sure I wanna serve alcohol to a man who doesn't want to be an American.
Hanzee Dent: How about a man who did three tours in Vietnam who's got a Purple Heart and a Bronze Star?
Bartender: Who, you?
Hanzee Dent: [downs the tequila and sets a bill down on the counter] You're welcome.
[leaves]