Fargo (TV Series)

Did You Do This? No, You Did It! (2015)

Keir O'Donnell: Ben Schmidt

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• Lou Solverson : So you got a response to my "all or nothing" line?

  Mike Milligan : Sometimes... there's a man.

  Lou Solverson : What... What man?

  Mike Milligan : Just a man. He works in a factory. One day, the boss gets it in his mind that the man is stealing from him. So every night at the gate, the guards search his wheelbarrow. But they never find anything.

  Ben Schmidt : Pat him down.

  Mike Milligan : Oh, they do that. Strip him naked. Nothing.

  Ben Schmidt : So... he's not stealing.

  Mike Milligan : Of course he is.

  Lou Solverson : Wheelbarrows.

  Mike Milligan : Thank you. That's right. He's stealing wheelbarrows.

  Ben Schmidt : [frowns, confused]  What?

  Mike Milligan : My point is, sometimes the answer is so obvious, you can't see it because you're looking too hard. See, we can't leave because we're the future, and they're the past. The past can no more become the future than the future can become the past.

• Lou Solverson : You're a shit cop. You know that, right?

  Ben Schmidt : I'm getting a promotion next week, so uh... how bad could I be?