- Gortimer Gibbon: Do you ever think about quitting?
- Greg Gibbon: Listen, son, guys like you and me - we help people who need help. That is who we are.
- Ranger Bowen: [to Gortimer] Do you want to have a lizard race?
- Mel Fuller: They don't race so much as flee.
- Gortimer Gibbon: Think of it as we're trying to give a vacation which is what he's trying to do anyway if work didn't keep getting in the way.
- Mel Fuller: I have reservations.
- Gortimer Gibbon: You always have reservations. Ranger, what do you think?
- Ranger Bowen: I have reservations.
- Mrs. Hudspith: [to Mel and Ranger] Shut down the machine immediately! You cannot have a rainbow without the rain.
- [last lines]
- Ranger Bowen: Hey, I have a great idea. I was thinking maybe I could train a dolphin to be a ninja.
- Gortimer Gibbon: Where are you going to get a dolphin?
- Ranger Bowen: The ocean.
- [Mel and Gortimer laugh]
- Ranger Bowen: No? Okay, here's what I'm thinking... so we get a dolphin...