- Acacia: Fear is the enemy of the Valkyrie. A true Valkyrie is brave. Open. Proud. If that is not something you're interested in, there is a Pixie Beauty School down the road
- Tamsin: A mistake. I'm sure of it. I've never gotten lower than an "A" on a paper before.
- Acacia: No mistake. The assignment was to describe the role of the Valkyrie. What you wrote contained no individuality, no inner truths, no personal fears. Are you telling me your greatest fear is getting a C minus?
- Fitzpatrick 'Trick' McCorrigan: What is she doing here?
- Tamsin: Oh, you remember Stacey. Freyja's right hand?
- Fitzpatrick 'Trick' McCorrigan: [Looks at Stacey] You have a French fry in your hair
- Evony Fleurette Marquise: You never said there would be leaking!
- Lauren Lewis: No, but I did say being human comes with quirks.
- Evony Fleurette Marquise: Well, I'm all Wes Anderson'd out.
- Evony Fleurette Marquise: Lifesaving handprint? Wake up you two! What are you waiting for? I want the hand job!
- Acacia: Being a true Valkyrie means tapping into all your emotions, good and bad. But you can't tap into emotions you haven't felt. And you, my dear, have felt some very strong emotions lately.
- Tamsin: It's that obvious, huh?
- Acacia: Why do you think you were finally able to Doubt me?
- Tamsin: 'Cause you're a weak, old biddy?
- Evony Fleurette Marquise: So, this is The Hades. I thought you'd have a face like a foot.
- Hades: Ha.
- Evony Fleurette Marquise: [Voice turns seductive] How'd you get so tanned living in Tartarus?
- Bo Dennis: Please tell me they're not flirting.