Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (TV Series)
Kimmy Goes to School! (2015)
Dylan Gelula: Xanthippe Voorhees
Quotes
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Xanthippe Voorhees : Yeah, I'm calling the police!
Lillian Kaushtupper : You trust those clowns? Are you kidding me? You got rights in your own home! Shoot us!
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Xanthippe Voorhees : I don't get you guys. You did all this for Kimmy? She's the worst.
Lillian Kaushtupper : Sure, she's not perfect. She smiles too much, like a collie. And red hair, brown eyes? Guess God ran out of crayons.
Titus Andromedon : But he wasn't out of whatever makes people good. Freckles, maybe. She's a good friend!
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Lillian Kaushtupper : Oh, by the way, I counted twelve bathrooms in your house. Did I miss any?
Xanthippe Voorhees : No, there's only eight.
Lillian Kaushtupper : Run, Lillian!
[runs away]
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Xanthippe Voorhees : [regarding the party she threw the previous night] My dad cannot find out about this. Please! He'll kill me! Or, or marry me off to one of his Saudi friends!
Titus Andromedon : That's some high stakes. All right. I'll make you this deal. We'll help you clean up your party. You lay off Kimmy.
Xanthippe Voorhees : Okay. Détente.
Lillian Kaushtupper : No, no, no, this is Titus. DeTante moved back to Atlanta.