Doctor Who (TV Series)
Last Christmas (2014)
Nick Frost: Santa Claus
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Quotes
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The Doctor : How do you get all the presents in the sleigh?
Santa Claus : It's bigger on the inside.
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Santa Claus : I've got three words for you. Don't make me use them.
Clara Oswald : What three words?
Santa Claus : My Little Pony.
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[first lines]
[Clara is awakened by a clatter from the roof]
Santa Claus : [from somewhere outside] Moron! Numbskull! Elf!
Ian : That's racist.
Santa Claus : Of course it's not racist. You are an elf.
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Santa Claus : [realizes Clara sees the crashed sleigh and elves] Oh, sorry about this, girl. We... we are just three passing perfectly ordinary roof people, doing some emergency roof things.
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Santa Claus : [looks in a book] Okay, right, Clara Oswald. Mostly favours travel books, science kits. Strict ban on hair products, marginal for the naughty list, 1993.
[tutting]
Santa Claus : Believer until the age of nine.
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Shona : Reindeer can't fly. They just can't.
Santa Claus : No... no they can't. It's a scientific impossibility. That's why I feed mine magic carrots.
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Clara Oswald : You're a fairy tale! I grew out of fairy tales.
Santa Claus : Did you, Clara? Did you really?
[the Tardis materializes]