Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (TV Series)

Kimmy Is Bad at Math! (2015)

Ki Hong Lee: Dong Nguyen

Quotes 

• Dong : I came to New York because of movies like "Wall Sugar"...

  Kimmy Schmidt : "Wall Street."

  Dong : ..."Home by Myself Again"...

  Kimmy Schmidt : "Home Alone 2."

  Dong : ...and "The Puppet Frog and Pig Wife Take Manhattan."

  Kimmy Schmidt : "When Harry Met Sally..."?

• Kimmy Schmidt : I need a math tutor, big time. So far all I've learned is that the Olsen twins are actually four people.

  Dong : Of course. It took two of them to play one baby on "The Full House." So if we see two of them now, there must be four!

• Kimmy Schmidt : Are we in trouble, Coppicer?

  Central Park Cop : Nah. I'll give you two lovebirds a break.

  Dong : Oh, no, it's not like that.

  Kimmy Schmidt : Yeah, I just *like* Dong.

  Central Park Cop : Me too. Don't tell the guys.

• Dong : I'm trying to save money to hire immigration lawyer, and you just lost $200! Why not just kick me in the tooths?

  Kimmy Schmidt : It's "teeth."

  Dong : That's insane! And I never should've agreed to help you. Out of all the persons in the world, all the mans and all the womans, you are the most bad.

  Kimmy Schmidt : It's "people," "men," "women," and "worstest."