2 Broke Girls (TV Series)
And the Childhood Not Included (2014)
Beth Behrs: Caroline Channing
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Quotes
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Caroline Channing : [about Elliot's business cards] He has cards? I'm jealous of a nine year old, that's where I'm at?
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Caroline Channing : [Repeated line] Is that where I am now?
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Caroline Channing : Oh my God, there is definitely something moving around in my bra.
Max Black : Well it's good that you can still recognize that feeling.
Caroline Channing : [Caroline has her hand inside her bra] It's right - oh, oh! I touched it, gross! Someone put your hand in my bra and help me!
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Caroline Channing : Why would your mother send you this?
[referring to the Teddy Ruxpin bear]
Max Black : Why would she do anything? Why would she bite our dog? Why would she make out with out Jack-O-Lantern? I don't know.
Caroline Channing : Well Max, she did send you your favorite toy after all these years, maybe she trying to make amends?
Max Black : Oooh! Make amends? She couldn't even make me a sandwich.
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Max Black : [Max has a fishtank on a table] Okay, just get up on the counter and drop it in the tank.
Caroline Channing : What?
Max Black : Get up on the counter, spread your legs and just let it fall in the tank.
[Caroline gets on the counter and is standing on a table]
Oleg : You know what? Forget the back rub. After this, we're square.
Max Black : Okay, straddle the tank, pull out your uniform and let it go.
Oleg : Now I owe you money.
Sophie Kachinsky : Or just squat over the tank like your delivering a fish baby.
Caroline Channing : I'm delivering a fish baby? This is where I'm at?
Max Black : Stop asking, that is where you're at.
Caroline Channing : [Caroline grunts and the fish drops out and lands in the tank]