Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV Series)

USPIS (2014)

Joe Lo Truglio: Charles Boyle

Quotes 

• Jake Peralta : Boyle, why don't you show Danger what a fax machine is.

  Charles Boyle : Okay. Imagine a letter had unprotected sex with a phone.

• Charles Boyle : Imagine a letter and a phone had unprotected sex.

• Rosa Diaz : What the hell? Danger just called and said you abandoned him, took information from a classified computer, and licked a roll of antique stamps.

  Charles Boyle : The stamps were on me. I was curious about how old glue tasted. Answer, like a horse lollipop.