Forever (TV Series)

Skinny Dipper (2014)

Joel David Moore: Lucas Wahl

Quotes 

• Jo Martinez : What can you tell us about Raj?

  Henry Morgan : Well, driving is a sedentary work, but judging from his recent striae on his bilateral overhangs...

  Lucas Wahl : Stretch marks on his love handles

  Henry Morgan : ...and his erythematous subcondyle...

  Lucas Wahl : Sunburn on his elbow

  Henry Morgan : ...and his lack of hemorrhoids...

  Lucas Wahl : No translation necessary

  Henry Morgan : ...all suggest that he hadn't been a cabby for a very long. Oh, by the way, detective Hanson, you might consider a standing desk for that condition

  Detective Hanson : [Tries to look innocent]  What condition?

• Lucas Wahl : First off, don't feel bad, alright! I do plenty of stuff in my personal life that Johnny Law would frown upon. Okay, let your freak flags fly, that's what mom used to say