Quotes
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Chris Benoit : You know, I am sick and tired of having to come out here night after night after night asking for something that I deserve. One way or another, whether you like it or not, Mick, I'm gonna get my hands on The Rock. If you want it to be legal, if you want it to happen in the ring, well, that's up to you. Because I swear to you, unless you put me in the ring tonight with the People's Joke, not only will The Rock pay, you'll pay, the people will all pay, and I dare you to prove me wrong!
[Kane's pyro and music hit, and he comes out to the ring, as well]
Kane : Foley, no matter what Benoit wants, no matter what you want, no matter what the people want, that WWF title will find its way around my waist. Rock, you're mine! And then the time of raising your eyebrow, over! The time of dropping your elbow, over! Your time, Rock, over! You see, Rock, you have everything to lose, and I'm gonna be the one who finds it.
[Too Cool's music hits, and Rikishi comes out to the ring]
Rikishi : Kane, Kane, Kane, let me let you in on a little secret. You see, tonight, you're not gonna get a chance at The Rock's title. In case you didn't know, fool, me and you got some unfinished business to take care of. And Rikishi wants you to know that he backs that ass up here in Washington, D.C.!
Commissioner Mick Foley : [getting between them before a fight can start] Hold on, hold on, hold on. Everybody wants a little something different. Well, fortunately, I was bestowed upon me a certain amount of intelligence when I assumed the commissionary position, so I have a little something that I think will make everybody happy. You see, tonight in this very ring, Benoit, you and Kane will team up to face the team of Rikishi and The Rock!
[not entirely happy, Benoit, Kane, and Kurt all leave the ring]
The Rock : Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. The Rock is not done. You see, Mick Foley, The Rock is in a very giving mood, as well. Now, Kane, since you just wanna find things, Benoit, all you wanna do is prove things, well, The Rock is gonna make both you very happy men tonight. You see, before you and Kane face The Rock and Rikishi, The Rock wants you to do this. The Rock wants you to go find a very quiet place tonight. You two together, nobody else, you two by yourselves, go find a nice, quiet place where you can be alone. And all your dreams can come true. All your dreams can come true. Your dream, Kane, of finding things, your dream, Benoit, of proving things will come true, and this is how you do it. Benoit, when you're by yourself with Kane, pull your pants down...
[the crowd cheers, and Benoit moves to get back in the ring]
The Rock : Go ahead, Benoit, pull your pants down and prove to Kane that you're not a woman.
[the crowd cheers]
The Rock : And, Kane, since you just wanna find things, you go ahead and find the penis Benoit claims he has.
[the crowd cheers again; as Kane and Benoit try to get in the ring, they are held at bay by the WWF officials]
The Rock : And after you two are through playing touchy-feely with Benoit's little inky-winky, after you two jabronis are done doing that, bring your candy asses to the ring so The Rock and Rikishi can whip that ass one more time all over D.C.!
