- Emma Swan: Regina, we're not sure it's after you.
- Regina Mills: Of course it's after me. Ursula said it devours the heart with the darkest potential, and now that Gold's gone, well who else could that be? I mean, is there a dwarf named Evily? It's me!
- Fast Food Worker: Welcome to Mr. Cluck's, what can I get you?
- Cruella De Vil: One double cluck combo.
- Ursula: Make it two.
- Cruella De Vil: Rumple?
- Mr. Gold: No, thanks. I'd like to survive for my happy ending.
- Fast Food Worker: That'll be $14.15. Please pull up to the window and have a cluckity cluck, cluck day.
- Mr. Gold: Please hurry up.
- Emma Swan: It's only been a few weeks.
- Regina Mills: Exactly, and I've conquered entire realms in less time.
- Emma Swan: Can you conquer these bottles? I thought they were twist-offs.
- Regina Mills: Do I look like I can pry them off with my teeth? I'm a Queen and a bit more refined.
- Maleficent: He's powerful, but not that powerful.
- Ursula: No one is.
- Rumplestiltskin: Love how you underestimate me. Adorable.
- Emma Swan: Why don't we just put it back in the hat and figure out the rest later?
- Belle French: Because we can't. Once something's freed, it can never be retrapped.
- Emma Swan: Great. So our best defense against magical beasts follows the same rules as Chicken Pox?
- Captain Killian 'Hook' Jones: Surely the Savior and Evil Queen can defeat a simple Hell Beast.
- Regina Mills: Can we drop the "E" word already?
- Emma Swan: [Strange growling noise] What the hell was that?
- Regina Mills: I suppose we should go out and see what's killing property values this time.
- Rumplestiltskin: We all have something in common, apart from mutual distaste. We're villains. And it's time the villains got their happy endings.
- Ursula: Who are you?
- Maleficent: I'm the person whose valet you either knocked out, strangled, or tried to impregnate. I don't know what those tentacles are for.
- Mr. Gold: Our failures in the past have been for one reason... The odds were stacked against us. Now we're gonna change the odds.
- Ursula: With this author you keep babbling on about.
- Mr. Gold: His book harnesses a great power, one that exceeds anything you've ever experienced, giving villains and heroes what he deems just desserts. Our collective frustrations? They're because of his will, not our missteps.
- Cruella De Vil: Well, I suppose that's better than blaming bad judgment and gin.