Michael Coulthard: Michael Cole

Quotes 

• Michael Cole : Commissioner Foley has put you in an eight-person tag-team matchup. It's gonna be you, "The One" Billy Gunn, Chyna, and Stone Cold Steve Austin against the Radicalz here tonight.

  The Rock : The Radicalz? The last time The Rock saw the Radicalz, they were sticking their noses where it didn't belong. So, seeing as Rikishi is not here tonight, The Rock realizes he's got one more chance at sending a message to Rikishi through the Radicalz. And this is how he's gonna do it: seeing as we're so close to the holiday season, The Rock is bearing gifts. The Rock has got gifts for everybody! Starting with you, Chris Benoit. The Rock's gift to you, Chris Benoit, will be a very rare, very exotic, brand-new set of wolverine testicles. And The Rock's gift to you, Dean Malenko, The Rock is gonna give you six inches; no, no, no, he's not gonna give it to you there, where you need it, so The Rock has heard; The Rock is gonna make you, finally, a 5-foot 2 champion. And now on to you, Perry Saturn, The Rock's gift to you, The Rock knows that you've got one eye that goes that way, and another eye that goes that way. And The Rock is just hoping, for one single, solitary second, that the eye that's going that way is looking at The Rock's hand...

  [slapping his hands together to pantomime a wrestling blow] 

  The Rock : ...going that way, so The Rock will slap that crooked eye straight! And now on to you, Eddie Guerrero. The Rock's got not one, not two, but three gifts for you. The Rock's got a big sombrero, The Rock's got a donkey, and The Rock's got a nice hot bottle of tequila, so you ride off in the sunset, esse.

  [ululating] 

  The Rock : As for you, Rikishi, with everything you and The Rock have been through, it's personal. It's more personal than it's ever been. The Rock has got a special gift for you, to be delivered this Sunday at Survivor Series. Broken nose or not, this Sunday, Survivor Series, Rikishi, you will smell what The Rock is cooking.