Archer (TV Series)

The Holdout (2015)

Lucky Yates: Doctor Krieger

Quotes 

• Pam Poovey : [stopping at the janitor's closet]  I'll catch up. I gotta run in here real quick and grab some urinal cakes.

  Cyril Figgis : Why the hell do you need urinal cakes.

  Pam Poovey : For my shower at home.

  Lana Kane : Gross.

  Ray Gillette : Oh, gross.

  Cyril Figgis : Oh, Lord.

  [Pam goes in, walks to the industrial sink, looks left and right, then leans forward to look into the soap dispenser. The soap reservoir retracts and drops, revealing a retinal scanner. "RS#: 934-TXS / ID: shiro kabocha STATUS: UNLOCKED". The back wall retracts upward, the other side of which is made to look like a Japanese paper wall] 

  Pam Poovey : Mrs. Archer looked like a mule kicked her in the face.

  [Behind the wall is a Japanese-style hot spring spa, plete with bonsai trees, lanterns, and Krieger enjoying it holding two tokkuri of saké] 

  Pam Poovey : How's the water?

  Doctor Krieger : Sweet baby James, it is perfect, um... uh...

  Pam Poovey , Doctor Krieger : Pam.

  Doctor Krieger : Yes, of course, I know you're...

  [Pam drops her skirt, then discards her top, completely nude save for her earrings] 

  Pam Poovey : So I gained the weight back! Sue me!

  Doctor Krieger : No, I was...

  Pam Poovey : Look, my therapist says everybody's got a hole that needs to be filled. Some people fill it with drugs, some fill it with work, some fill it with between-meal snacks and liquor and their therapist's cock.

  Doctor Krieger : Um, I was actually looking at your pubic hair.

  Pam Poovey : Oh, yeah. It's a lightning bolt, but I guess the letters could use a touch-up. It's supposed to say "TCB". "Takin' Care of Beave-ness".

  Doctor Krieger : [she gets in the water, he hands her a tokkuri]  Super. Kampai.

  Sterling Archer , Kintaru Sato : Kampai.