Supernatural (TV Series)

The Executioner's Song (2015)

Mark Sheppard: Crowley

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• Crossroads Demon : 86 last quarter, while I only get credit for 48. A-and I was working with Alban on nearly all of those soul jobs.

  Crowley : [On his phone, not paying attention]  If you don't arrive at a point within the next 10 seconds, so help me, I'll-...

  Crossroads Demon : As a crossroads demon, I have received less credit than I am due for soul collections...... my king.

  Crowley : So you're looking for a promotion?

• Crowley : Mother, you have an opinion you'd like to share with the room?

  Rowena MacLeod : Oh, no. Private thought, nothing to do with you or the affairs of the court.

  [sighs dramatically] 

  Rowena MacLeod : It's just not what I would do.

  Crowley : Oh, enlighten us all. What would you do?

  Rowena MacLeod : This demon asks you to equalize credit for his and another's work, "split the baby", if you will. Well...

  [laughs] 

  Rowena MacLeod : Then I would well and truly *split* the *baby*.

  [Looks at said demon] 

  Rowena MacLeod : I'd cut this puling, pathetic, greed-grubbing git in two, literally, then I'd nail his bloody halves to the doors of the court - a reminder to all not to waste the king's time.

• Crowley : [about the First Blade]  What guarantee do I have that you'll give it back when you're done?

  Dean Winchester : If I survive and I come out of there and I *don't* give it back, you'll all have a much bigger problem on your hands.

• Rowena MacLeod : You think I had an ulterior motive, that I've been manipulating you?

  Crowley : You couldn't be more transparent.

  Rowena MacLeod : [laughs]  Well, duh! Of course I was manipulating you! I am *your* mother, after all. Manipulation's who we are.

• Sam Winchester : Dean, look, we want to help.

  Dean Winchester : No. No, with you in the ring, it'd just be a liability.

  Castiel : Dean?

  Dean Winchester : I'd be too worried about what he could do to you... Or what I could. Plus, I need you three out here to take out whatever comes out of there. And I'm serious. I mean *whatever* comes out.

  Crowley : Happily.