Family Guy (TV Series)

This Little Piggy (2015)

Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, Dr. Elmer Hartman

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• Lois Griffin : Oh, my God. Peter, our little girl is doing pornography! We got to stop her!

  Peter Griffin : What the hell? There's an animated version of you and me doing it. Who put that there?

• Brian Griffin : Stewie has AIDS.

• Lois Griffin : Oh, this is a big moment for Stewie.

  Brian Griffin : Big moment? Come on, Lois, he's moving from the green room to the purple room. And just last month, we had to come here when he went into the green room from the yellow room.

  Lois Griffin : Oh, don't remind me. I'm gonna start crying all over again.

• Lois Griffin : Oh, my God! I can't believe our daughter's a porn star!

  Peter Griffin : Well, porn actress. Let's not go crazy on the Christmas letter, okay, Lois?

• Stewie Griffin : [as Stewie and Brian are planning to have a three-way with Cassandra]  All right, let's lay some ground rules here. You take her left side, I'll take her right.

  Brian Griffin : What? Uh, how about top and bottom, or front and back?

  Stewie Griffin : How about I take head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes?

  Brian Griffin : Okay, you can have those.

  Stewie Griffin : You just gave away the store, mister.

• Quagmire : Sorry, Joe's Wi-Fi is really slow today.

  Peter Griffin : Ugh, I know, it's the worst. We also use his cable TV. I like Joe.

• Stewie Griffin : [about Cassandra]  Wait, how could a music festival chick like two guys?