- Candace: I'm pretty fascinating myself. I'm an author.
- Homer Simpson: I thought you were a pharmacist.
- Candace: Tennessee Williams worked in a shoe factory.
- Homer Simpson: You were pretty quick with that fact.
- Therapist: Like all married women you're sick of your husband. But sometimes you're afraid of losing him.
- Homer Simpson: And like all married men, I didn't hear that first thing and am overconfident of the second.
- Homer Simpson: Marge, after all my divorce-worthy statements and actions-many of which you don't know about-how can you kick me out now that I'm sick?
- Marge Simpson: I know this marriage isn't perfect, or even great, but now I even treasure the moments where it's just so-so.
- Bart Simpson: [crying] Why is Daddy leaving? Is it all my fault?
- [laughs]
- Bart Simpson: Man, I've been waiting to do that for a long time.
- [shouts]
- Bart Simpson: All my problems are my parents' fault!