It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

Mac & Dennis Move to the Suburbs (2016)

Rob McElhenney: Mac

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Quotes 

• Dee Reynolds : You're like a couple of locusts.

  Mac : Oh, I take that as a compliment.

  Dee Reynolds : It's not a compliment.

  Mac : Well it's biblical, so it's a compliment.

• [as Mac and Dennis fight, the doorbell rings] 

  Dennis Reynolds : Well, it must be nosy Wally, coming to see what all the fighting's about. Well, why don't we show him what all the fighting's about?

  [He picks up a poker and wields it threateningly] 

  Dennis Reynolds : Why don't we show him right now!

  Mac : Wait, Dennis! Dennis, calm down!

  Dennis Reynolds : Don't you tell me to calm down!

  [the smoke detector chirps] 

  Mac : There's that chirping again! How are you not hearing that?

  Dennis Reynolds : News flash, asshole! I've been hearing it the entire goddamn time!

  Mac : Then why wouldn't you say something?

  Dennis Reynolds : Because i hate you!

• Mac : Anyway, wanna roll? I, uh, got us some music. I made this Creed mix.

  Dennis Reynolds : Oh, uh, Creed, huh?

  Mac : Yeah, it's a long commute, so...

  Dennis Reynolds : Yeah, I was thinking more, like, Bryan Adams.