- Terry Jeffords: Whoa. Slow down, sir. You didn't even stop and sniff the bouquet. You always sniff the bouquet.
- Captain Ray Holt: Maybe the old Holt did. But the new Holt chugs Beaujolais from a Burgundy glass without a care. Oh, it's a Sauternes glass. Look, the alcohol has rendered me a simpleton.
- Gina Linetti: What you doing there, Boyle?
- Charles Boyle: Trying to get drunk enough to have sexual intercourse with a vegan.
- Charles Boyle: Look, all I know is, Charles Boyle is going to that funeral, and he's going to put the "bone" back in boneyard.
- The Vulture: All eyes are gonna be on us because Frick and Frack here killed Captain Dozerman.
- Jake Peralta: Hey, we accidentally startled a man with a genetic heart condition. If you really think about it, his parents killed him.