Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

J.K. Simmons/D'Angelo (2015)

Kate McKinnon: Miss Trash New York, Ilsa Lund, Various

Quotes 

• Ilsa Lund : Ooh, you've given me a lot to think about. Uh, do you think it's refueled yet?

  [She calls to Louis] 

  Ilsa Lund : Hey! Hey!

  Captain Louis Renault : Come again?

  Ilsa Lund : I said, is the plane full, you fool? Do you need help with the holes, or something, that I can help with?

• Rick Blaine : I see what you're trying to do. You're stalling so you won't have to get on that plane and leave me.

  Ilsa Lund : You tell yourself whatever you need to. I'll wave at you through one of the little windows. It'll be our thing.