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- Cinema Snob: "Miami Connection" is the story of a group of ninjas who form a tight grip around all drug trade in 1980s Miami and the only thing that can stand in their way is an anti-ninja college rock band named Dragon Sound. That's right. I know what you're thinking: "This movie is not very realistic."
- Cinema Snob: "Miami Connection" is what you get when you feel like making a cross between "Miami Vice", a Troma film, and every Godfrey Ho movie ever, but then ya throw that script out the window, snort a shitload of cocaine, and write whatever ideas you have with the blood that's pouring out your nose.