- Lee Russell: 'So am I'? How is that even a response to 'Do you feel bad about shooting me?' It should be, 'So do I.'
- Dayshawn: Mr. Gamby walking with a cane and shit. Man, you look like Iceberg Slim.
- Neal Gamby: Who's that?
- Dayshawn: He was a pimp, man. A famous pimp. He wrote like seven books
- Neal Gamby: Well, I can assure you, Dayshawn, My condition is anything but pimp.
- Dayshawn: Blood leaking all over the place and shit. I mean, most of it was blood. I think you might have used the restroom on yourself, man. Front of your pants was all warm and dark.
- Neal Gamby: No, that was sweat, Dayshawn.
- Dayshawn: No, that was tee-tee, man.
- Neal Gamby: It was not tee-tee, Dayshawn.
- Dayshawn: You ain't gotta be embarrassed. So what? Your prostate went apeshit.
- Neal Gamby: Can we please just move on from this?