Van der Merwe (2017)

Jeanne Neilson: Delandre, wedding planner

Quotes 

• Delandre, wedding planner : I'm Delandre. I'll be the wedding planner.

  Van : I'm Van. I'll be the man unable to pay for it.

• George Stokes : That's all right, mate. I got it covered.

  Van : You trying to make me look stupid in front of Durande?

  Delandre, wedding planner : No, Delandre.

  Van : Denandre.

  Delandre, wedding planner : No, Delandre.

  Van : Durandre.

  Delandre, wedding planner : Delandre.

  Van : Dundre.

  Delandre, wedding planner : Listen.

  Van : Yes?

  Delandre, wedding planner : Del.

  Van : Del.

  Delandre, wedding planner : Andre.

  Van : Andre.

  Delandre, wedding planner : Now say it together.

  Van : Delandre, it's Spanish.

  Delandre, wedding planner : No. Delandre.

  Van : Del, ah.

  Delandre, wedding planner : Delandre.

  Van : Del-a-ay.

  Delandre, wedding planner : No.

  Marike van der Merwe : No, Pa. You're making yourself look stupid all by yourself.