- Theo Raeken: [to Donovan] You're lucky they're allowing me to talk to you. They don't usually do that. They're not giving me much time, either. See, these guys? They... they believe in numbers and their results. They'll weigh the pros and cons, and they'll decide pretty quickly.
- Donovan Donati: Decide what?
- Theo Raeken: Whether or not you die. By the way, this is your psych evaluation for when you applied to be a Sheriff's deputy. Multiphasic Personality Inventory. You know what that is? It's a test that assesses abnormal behavior. It's supposed to be able to tell when you're lying, or being defensive, or if you're a total psycho. Your results were pretty disappointing, Donovan. You scored high on the Psychopathic Deviant Scale. And that? That's bad. I'm not even going to get into your Anger Expression Inventory. Just this one quote, here at the end. "Not suitable for law enforcement." It sucks, right? I mean, you never get to be a cop like your dad. But, it doesn't matter, because you've got something else now. Power. Real power. Strength, speed, heightened senses. So, what do you do with power like that? I know what you're thinking. Go after Stilinski. Break his legs? Cut off his ears? Pull out his teeth? Problem is, though, sooner or later, physical pain, it's... it's manageable. See, real pain is emotional pain. That is the kind of pain that lasts. And if you want to cause Stilinski that devastating, soul-crushing emotional pain? You don't go after him. You go after someone he loves.
- Scott McCall: [after Kira breaks the alarm at the club with a shuriken from her belt buckle, and cuts the wire to it] God, I love you!
- Deputy Jordan Parrish: [to Lydia] You're going to do a magic trick?
- Lydia Martin: No, but you are.
- Deputy Jordan Parrish: I only know one trick and it's with a playing card.
- Lydia Martin: Well, this one involves a lighter and your hand.
- Deputy Jordan Parrish: This is sounding less like a magic trick and more like assault.
- Lydia Martin: It's a little dangerous, yes, but it's not as bad as being lit on fire in a Deputy Sheriff's car which, by the way, you walked away from unscathed.
- Deputy Jordan Parrish: [smiles] Not entirely. I had to pay for the uniform.
- Mason Hewitt: [to Lucas] Night of the Living Dead.
- Lucas: What, the movie?
- Mason Hewitt: Yeah, it's one of the first classic zombie movies. Have you never seen it?
- Lucas: Never. How does it end?
- Mason Hewitt: [shrugs] The zombies pretty much win. All the good guys die.
- Lucas: [walks closer to Mason] So I guess it's better to be one of the bad guys.
- Mason Hewitt: Maybe. Sometimes.
- Scott McCall: [after Lucas' death] I should've done better. I... I... I should've known that this was going to happen. I should've been able to stop it.
- Melissa McCall: You know, your grandfather used to have a saying about the word "should." You know what you're doing when you say "should" too often? You're should-ing all over yourself. I know I can't be the mom that says, "I don't want you to do anything about this," 'cause you're always going to be involved because not only do you have the power to do something, you care enough to do it. So, all you really need is to ask yourself, "What am I going to do?"
- Scott McCall: I'm going to find out who did this and I'm going to stop them.
- Mason Hewitt: [to Liam] Can you put your phone away for five minutes? Scott can howl if he needs you.
- Liam Dunbar: I just feel like I should be doing something.
- Mason Hewitt: You are! You're my wingman tonight. And considering the state of my dating life, I need a wingman, co-pilot, and a really hot flight attendant.
- Liam Dunbar: I'm definitely not your hot flight attendant.
- Scott McCall: [to Melissa about Corey] Let me see it. Let me see his arm.
- [Melissa takes the bandage off Corey's arm, revealing a huge, weeping wound that's producing a brown slimy substance]
- Kira Yukimura: Holy...
- Scott McCall: What is that?
- Melissa McCall: The lab says scorpion venom.
- Scott McCall: Scorpion?
- Melissa McCall: I know. But that's not the weirdest part because a sting this bad means that he should have been dead 10 hours ago, and the scorpion that stung him would have been 10 feet tall.
- Kira Yukimura: [looks horrified] Please tell me that doesn't mean there's a giant scorpion running around Beacon Hills.
- Corey: [weakly] Lucas. It was Lucas.
- Scott McCall: [after The Surgeon kills Lucas] Why did you do that?
- The Surgeon: His condition was terminal.
- Scott McCall: What does that mean? What does that mean?
- The Surgeon: Failure.
- Hayden Romero: [to Mason when she sees Liam outside the club with him] I said I'd let you in. Not him.
- Mason Hewitt: You said I could have a plus one.
- Hayden Romero: I didn't say plus Liam.
- Liam Dunbar: I'm his flight attendant.
- Hayden Romero: What?
- Liam Dunbar: Wingman?
- Hayden Romero: [after Liam knocks over some drinks] Are you kidding me? Those were $10 each!
- Liam Dunbar: Sorry.
- Hayden Romero: The bartender isn't just going to refill them for me.
- Liam Dunbar: Uh, okay. Um, I've got money. I've got, um... uh... $12 and uh... change.
- Hayden Romero: You still owe me $200.